Fitness and Fashion Combined
Casanova may have been a ninny compared to the beefcakes and underwear models prancing about my fashion zines and sex 2.0 spots today. Fabio was a silly face compared to the digital masterpiece bodies of a world gone photoshop crazy. Who knows what reality is, when I can turn my boyfriend’s sixpack into an eight pack or a twelve pack. I can computerize up my boyfriend with fourteen pack abs goddamnet, and I do and will!
You want to talk about how to relieve stress? You want to talk about Primal Nutrion? Bring it on periwinkle, because I will smash your ape man and his healthy genetics into a zillion micronized megapixels. I’ll walk up and down the spine of the mammoth beast of sexy health, then and now, and forever, amen.
